still dreaming of an absulotion

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
blueartistic813
dragongirlsnout

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

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and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

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it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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chordata7

Since staffs brains retired here yall go. Dont fuck this up like yall did with xkit guy i s2g.

societyslostone
socialjusticeinamerica

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theconcealedweapon

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

neil-gaiman

I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?

vbartilucci

68 is not that old. She’s only been getting social security for three years.

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Here she is.

I wonder how loudly Conservatives would scream if she were interviewed today.

chordata7

She doesnt need to be interviewed honestly. But also we need people to listen. Yall gotta listen to her story and share it with others. Be obnoxious cause fuck segragation in schools.

in fairness the kids who threw rocks were taught to hate and segragation was a big factor not just in school but in neighborhoods hell some black kids supported segragation cause they were children its heart breaking children got threatened over political shit but to the adults who supported it fuck em